This is Dubya! Your president in case you didn't recognize me. I would like to invite all of you Viners out there to join the 1st Newsvine Guild - Presidential Paintball!
We'll have fun...and, and give ole Dick Cheney a taste of his own medicine. And maybe, based on how well you can shoot, we might find a few new conscripts, ohhhh, did I say conscripts, I meant to say volunteers for the War on Terror currently centered in a desert oasis called Cote de Iraq.
Sign up now.
Just for a little levity and a few chuckles.